Dream Dog

When Reginald gets stressed, he wheezes like an asthmatic, but with an added whistle from his mouth.  And when he sleeps, he snores, snuffles, grunts and snorts.  When he eats, he gurgles, pings, twangs, burps, and later farts.  He makes us laugh.  The rest of the time, he's good as gold.  He has none of the annoying habits, like barking, jumping, digging, licking, chewing or pulling on the lead.  So I'm keeping him to a routine, so as not to turn him into a spoilt demanding sook.  He doesn't like his kennel and prefers to sleep on the doorstep, so we took the front off to make it more open and he likes it a bit better: